Christmas was a most excellent affair. After seeing the size of my parent's rented apartment down the road, we decided that it would be a much more appropriately sized venue for all Christmas celebrations. Especially as I had invited Steph, her friend Shawn, Frans and Michelle to the party. The day before me, Mum and Lauren sat down and planned the menu -
Chicken and prunes
Timon's Meatballs
Ham
String beans
Lauren's special salad
Prawns
Pumpkin Pie
Icecream
WINE
Michelle offered to bring pasta salad and eggnog (which turned out to be the hit of the party!) and Steph brought cheese and snacks. We bought a ton of supplies at the 99c store and Dad went overboard in buying wine glasses. I felt everyone should be content drinking out of plastic cups but Dad insisted. We did the food shopping, along with a million other last minute folks, at Whole Foods down the road. Mum couldn't resist a few extra bits and pieces and we ended up with smoked salmon, two pumpkin pies, a special cake for pumpkin-allergic Frans and oodles of treats.
The night before Christmas everyone stayed over at our apartment, Mum and Dad in the bed, Lucy on the couch, T and I on the sofa bed and poor Lauren on a makeshift floor bed. We watched Smokey Mountain Christmas and built a wicked gingerbread house that tasted like cardboard but looked like a dream. Check out Lauren's pics here: http://www.facebook.com/#!/media/set/?set=a.10150433378157307.358316.612547306&type=3
On Christmas morning we shared presents and setup for the party. I spent a good half an hour going from 99c store to 99c store in search of die that I had forgotten to buy for my special Danish Christmas game. We enjoyed all this great food and greater company, ate ourselves stupid, crafted a spectacular sangria out of some nasty undrinkable wine and laughed through two present games. Frans and Michelle went off to the Radio City Music Hall Christmas Show and Timon went to Harlem to hang out with his visiting Melbourne friends, Andrew, Danielle and James.
All in all I think it was a total success. And I can totally recommend the no-stress last minute approach to the food. We ate like kings! The only disappointment was that the sun shone all day and there wasn't a speck of snow to be seen.
Monday, December 26, 2011
Thursday, December 22, 2011
The Mann Family take New York
During the month of December I took on the mammoth project of watching 25 Christmas films in 25 days. If you read my stuff on Digital Hippos you may be aware that I failed in my mission and only reached 19. I did watch about 3 more than that but never got around to the reviews. That's because my entire family arrive on December 21 for 2 weeks of sight-seeing, eating, Christmas and New Years Eve. As you can imagine, I spent the two days before their arrival madly cleaning and making the necessary preparations (much to Timon's boredom). I arranged for my parents to rent an apartment 1 block from ours and my sisters would be sleeping on our newly acquired sofabed (refer to earlier post on this nightmare). The rented apartment was slightly stressful because I found it on a non-regulated website and had already handed over masses of cash in the form of a deposit, sight unseen. Luckily when we checked in on the morning of December 21 the place was clean and pretty cool - much bigger than our own apartment - AND it had a washing machine. We set it up with new bedding (the existing stuff was yuk) and stocked the cupboard with tea and coffee. Back at our place we decorated the Christmas tree and made some dinner for later.
When we arrived at the airport we had some stressful moments trying to figure out which area they'd be arriving in. Seeing my parents walk through the sliding door was pretty exciting and all the anxiety just went away. Timon went and found the guy who would be transporting us all back to Manhattan in a fancy limo! Yes, that's right - mum had asked me to organise some special transport for the weary travelers. It was awesome to a) not have to get back on the subway which takes over an hour and b) see the city from a new, fancy viewpoint. When we arrived at my parent's apartment it was bucketing down with rain in the perfect New York welcome.
When we arrived at the airport we had some stressful moments trying to figure out which area they'd be arriving in. Seeing my parents walk through the sliding door was pretty exciting and all the anxiety just went away. Timon went and found the guy who would be transporting us all back to Manhattan in a fancy limo! Yes, that's right - mum had asked me to organise some special transport for the weary travelers. It was awesome to a) not have to get back on the subway which takes over an hour and b) see the city from a new, fancy viewpoint. When we arrived at my parent's apartment it was bucketing down with rain in the perfect New York welcome.
Thursday, December 15, 2011
The life of an unemployed expat
We never did go back to Philly but something from Philly came to us ... Sophie! Having left her acting studio under stressful circumstances, Sophie decided to spend her last US days with us in NY. We did plenty of fun stuff together, most notably a tour of the UN (with Lucy's bestie Steph who was interning there) and a visit to the WestSide Market, the most exciting supermarket I've been to in a while. Hey, I really like supermarkets.
The UN was pretty special - I'd never given it a thought and was pleasantly surprised by how cool it was. Granted we were on a secret VIP backstage tour so that probably made it cooler. Steph took us down onto the main floor of what looks like a superhero filmset with gold walls and podiums and everything. I learned a little about how the UN works and even discovered some countries I've never heard of. I was tempted to steal a UN pencil from the podium but didn't think getting arrested was a good way to go. Not with my parents arriving so soon.
Sophie stayed with us until the eve of my family's arrival on the 21st December and a fun time was had by all. It's nice to get to know people you (used to) work with in an outside of work situation.
Sometime around this time Durell and I hosted a Farewell Greenacre Park Fried Chicken Party. Durell had long been promising me a feast of fried chicken, prepared in his portable deep fryer, so we made it happen. Everyone assembled in the man-cave below the park and we chowed down on Scott's Super Guacamole, fried chicken and Julia's Trick Vegemite Scrolls (the trick was that noone knew it was vegemite until I told them!). Margaritas were made and Scott even brought out a Four Loko or two. Sophie crashed the party and regular Jack's alum joined in, including John Cho, Dan and Sydney. There was plenty of merriment and some very inappropriate jokes but in the end we put everything back together (so Charles wouldn't know) and went our separate ways. The sad end of an era :(
The final thing I remember from before my family arrived was the Kava Christmas Party. Held onsite, the party was catered by the cafe which meant delicious salami, cheese and basil pesto mini sandwiches and lots of awesome wine. We got pretty drunk pretty quick and spent most of the night photo-bombing Timon's workmates. The night ended at the Brass Monkey (bar around the corner) with Dwight be poured into a taxi by his fiance and Timon and I staggering home full of nachos and wine. It's really awesome that Timon ended his NY employment at a great place with great people as opposed to that hellhole that shall remain nameless at the South Street Seaport. Starts with a J and ends in Acks.
Timon with his boss John and cook Chris
The UN was pretty special - I'd never given it a thought and was pleasantly surprised by how cool it was. Granted we were on a secret VIP backstage tour so that probably made it cooler. Steph took us down onto the main floor of what looks like a superhero filmset with gold walls and podiums and everything. I learned a little about how the UN works and even discovered some countries I've never heard of. I was tempted to steal a UN pencil from the podium but didn't think getting arrested was a good way to go. Not with my parents arriving so soon.
Sophie stayed with us until the eve of my family's arrival on the 21st December and a fun time was had by all. It's nice to get to know people you (used to) work with in an outside of work situation.
Sometime around this time Durell and I hosted a Farewell Greenacre Park Fried Chicken Party. Durell had long been promising me a feast of fried chicken, prepared in his portable deep fryer, so we made it happen. Everyone assembled in the man-cave below the park and we chowed down on Scott's Super Guacamole, fried chicken and Julia's Trick Vegemite Scrolls (the trick was that noone knew it was vegemite until I told them!). Margaritas were made and Scott even brought out a Four Loko or two. Sophie crashed the party and regular Jack's alum joined in, including John Cho, Dan and Sydney. There was plenty of merriment and some very inappropriate jokes but in the end we put everything back together (so Charles wouldn't know) and went our separate ways. The sad end of an era :(
The final thing I remember from before my family arrived was the Kava Christmas Party. Held onsite, the party was catered by the cafe which meant delicious salami, cheese and basil pesto mini sandwiches and lots of awesome wine. We got pretty drunk pretty quick and spent most of the night photo-bombing Timon's workmates. The night ended at the Brass Monkey (bar around the corner) with Dwight be poured into a taxi by his fiance and Timon and I staggering home full of nachos and wine. It's really awesome that Timon ended his NY employment at a great place with great people as opposed to that hellhole that shall remain nameless at the South Street Seaport. Starts with a J and ends in Acks.
Timon with his boss John and cook Chris
Monday, December 12, 2011
Philadelphia Phun
On the 2nd of December Timon and I packed a small bag and jumped a megabus to Philadelphia. We were off to visit our IMAXian friend Sophie, who has been living in Philly since August, honing her craft in an acting studio. We had tickets booked to her show on the Friday night and intentions to party hardy for the rest of the time. Of course, the early bus was an hour late when we arrived at the megabus queue which meant that more than likely our bus would share the same fate. Luckily, there was enough space on the late bus for Timon and I to squeeze on and arrive in Pennsylvania at our estimated time. We both slept uncomfortably most of the way (you know when you're sitting next to a stranger and you don't want to touch them so you sleep paranoidly, jerking your head up every 5 minutes?) and drove into Philly with the sun streaming overhead. Sophie met us at the station and we walked down a main street for 15 minutes until we reached the subway. Philly appears to have 2 major subway lines - one that runs vertically and one that runs horizontally across the city. Handy if you live just off one of the lines, which Sophie does.
Once in South Philly we chilled at Sophie's digs (the biggest house I've been in for a while) and found a cafe nearby for brunch. Timon sized up the coffee selection, being the espresso snob that he is now, and deemed it ok :P I heartily enjoyed my turkey and goat cheese sandwich and we left feeling satisfied and jolly. Sophie had to leave the house at 6pm to prepare for the performance and we tagged along, taking in a quick coffee near the theatre. Then T and I split off and found a cheapo pizza parlour for a quick dinner. The audience at the show was small and we sat in the back row on uber-uncomfortable pews (the theatre is a church). The play was interesting, sad and confronting and Sophie stage-drowned twice! Grim! We waited around after the show and took Sophie home to stretch, gossip about IMAX and finally sleep.
The next day T and I were on our own and we eventually found our way to a cafe for breakfast and some bad coffee. We walked around the city centre and went to investigate a tourist info place where the souvenirs were cheap and there was a 3D, 360 degree movie screening just for us (tourism was slow). We walked into the theatre one by one and unbeknownst to us, our photo was taken on entry. The film was about Benjamin Franklin and all that American history stuff that isn't so exciting when you're foreign. At the end they put up our pictures a hundred times each, making for a fair few giggles. I suspect that if the audience was larger than 2 then the effect would be less creepy.
Outside we spied the under-reconstruction Independence Hall shielded by scaffolding and the Liberty Bell hiding inside a new enclosure. Instead of queueing for ages we spied in through the window and were content with a sneaky photo. We jumped in cab and went to the Philadelphia Museum of Art whose famous steps can be seen in Rocky. In tribute there is an awesome Rocky statue at the bottom.
We relaxed at the top of the stairs for half an hour, enjoying the brisk but sunny day and the incredible view while avoiding the guy who wanted money to take our photo. Then we walked around, found the Franklin Institute, rejected its high entry fee, found coffee instead and eventually made our way to a bar to meet a friend of a friend JP.
We spent the next 7 hours with JP, eating and drinking our way around the city, from bars to his house to bars again. We had a pre-drink drive around the city and spent forever trying to find a park near his 3 storey apartment. We enjoyed giant Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's where the staff are super-rude and the steak stews on the hotplate alongside raw mountains of meat.
Recommendation - get the American cheese, not the whiz! JP showed us endless hospitality but even his charm couldn't get us into a dive bar when we didn't have our passports :( We met up with a couple of his friends, played some pool and dabbled in DJing at his digs. When Sophie finished the last show of the evening we collected her and went home to bed, late again.
Our final morning in Philly was spent drinking even more coffee and waiting around in the wrong queue for the megabus home. At least this time we got to sit with each other. My impression of Philadelphia was entirely positive and I was charmed by the architecture and quaint one-way streets. According to JP, Philly is a more dangerous city than New York but we didn't get that vibe. In fact, we're heading back there this week for a double-dip!
Once in South Philly we chilled at Sophie's digs (the biggest house I've been in for a while) and found a cafe nearby for brunch. Timon sized up the coffee selection, being the espresso snob that he is now, and deemed it ok :P I heartily enjoyed my turkey and goat cheese sandwich and we left feeling satisfied and jolly. Sophie had to leave the house at 6pm to prepare for the performance and we tagged along, taking in a quick coffee near the theatre. Then T and I split off and found a cheapo pizza parlour for a quick dinner. The audience at the show was small and we sat in the back row on uber-uncomfortable pews (the theatre is a church). The play was interesting, sad and confronting and Sophie stage-drowned twice! Grim! We waited around after the show and took Sophie home to stretch, gossip about IMAX and finally sleep.
The next day T and I were on our own and we eventually found our way to a cafe for breakfast and some bad coffee. We walked around the city centre and went to investigate a tourist info place where the souvenirs were cheap and there was a 3D, 360 degree movie screening just for us (tourism was slow). We walked into the theatre one by one and unbeknownst to us, our photo was taken on entry. The film was about Benjamin Franklin and all that American history stuff that isn't so exciting when you're foreign. At the end they put up our pictures a hundred times each, making for a fair few giggles. I suspect that if the audience was larger than 2 then the effect would be less creepy.
Outside we spied the under-reconstruction Independence Hall shielded by scaffolding and the Liberty Bell hiding inside a new enclosure. Instead of queueing for ages we spied in through the window and were content with a sneaky photo. We jumped in cab and went to the Philadelphia Museum of Art whose famous steps can be seen in Rocky. In tribute there is an awesome Rocky statue at the bottom.
We relaxed at the top of the stairs for half an hour, enjoying the brisk but sunny day and the incredible view while avoiding the guy who wanted money to take our photo. Then we walked around, found the Franklin Institute, rejected its high entry fee, found coffee instead and eventually made our way to a bar to meet a friend of a friend JP.
We spent the next 7 hours with JP, eating and drinking our way around the city, from bars to his house to bars again. We had a pre-drink drive around the city and spent forever trying to find a park near his 3 storey apartment. We enjoyed giant Philly cheesesteaks from Jim's where the staff are super-rude and the steak stews on the hotplate alongside raw mountains of meat.
Our final morning in Philly was spent drinking even more coffee and waiting around in the wrong queue for the megabus home. At least this time we got to sit with each other. My impression of Philadelphia was entirely positive and I was charmed by the architecture and quaint one-way streets. According to JP, Philly is a more dangerous city than New York but we didn't get that vibe. In fact, we're heading back there this week for a double-dip!
My Jack-Off
The Saturday after Thanksgiving was my last ever shift at Jack's Coffee - Greenacre Park. Despite the total and utter boredom of the last few months, I'm grateful for getting to know Charles, Durell and my fellow work prisoners - Colleen, Duncan, John, Meghan, Sydney, Daniel and my Sunshine-rescuer Scott. It was a crazy rollercoaster ride with some staffers lasting only weeks. I am proud to be the last remaining original G-Ateam member but also sometimes wonder if I was duped. My wage rose from $10 an hour to $12 and my interest in coffee maintained an even keel at zero. I learned a lot (I had a lot of spare time for crosswords, sudoku and reading the newspaper) and I ploughed through many library books. I watched a few films (The Eagle, Blade 2, That horrible cave-diving-everybody drowns one) and threw out my fair share of expired milk. I cleaned the stir-brewer umpteen times and the espresso machine less than I should have. I mopped maybe 3 times. I ate too many croissants and West Coast Chicken sandwiches and devoured a tonne of Aunt Rosie's cookies. I drank lots of tea, lots of hibby and started an addiction to bad, burnt drip coffee sweetened with agave (it's better for me right?). I burnt my belly, my leg, my foot and my hand and rocked out short shorts when they could well have been a health code violation. I wrote a solid chunk of film reviews and most of the blog entries you've read up until now. I finally made friends with Harvey, with only a week to go.
I did my best in cleaning and packing up the junk in our tiny kiosk so that we wouldn't leave a lasting mark on Greenacre Park. Surely, most people didn't even know we were there to begin with. I've met some total nutjobs and some sweethearts and way too many Australians for this to be New York. I'm going to miss my uncomfortable wooden stool and the unflushable toilet. Most of all I'm going to miss my all-day chats with Durell and watching him and Charles take down disobedient park dwellers with just a look.
Greenacre Forever!
I did my best in cleaning and packing up the junk in our tiny kiosk so that we wouldn't leave a lasting mark on Greenacre Park. Surely, most people didn't even know we were there to begin with. I've met some total nutjobs and some sweethearts and way too many Australians for this to be New York. I'm going to miss my uncomfortable wooden stool and the unflushable toilet. Most of all I'm going to miss my all-day chats with Durell and watching him and Charles take down disobedient park dwellers with just a look.
Greenacre Forever!
Monday, December 5, 2011
Post-Thanksgiving Party
The evening after Thanksgiving I had a date with an old friend from UNCG, J.Scott. He is currently living in upstate NY and was down in Manhattan for a couple of days. We arranged to meet up at Greenacre around the end of my shift. After a late start (10am) and a very dull day I locked up shop and finished my cleaning duties. J.Scott and friend Karishma (another UNCG alum) showed up and I surprised them by appearing from the hatch near the waterfall. We walked around mid-town for a while until we found a coffee place and sat there chatting until they closed at 5pm. Then we caught the subway to Karishma's temporary home on 14th Street. It was a huge novelty for me as the building she's staying in has an elevator! No trudging up 5 flights of stairs after a long, hard day. We sat around on a giant comfy couch drinking white wine and catching up on the news of 4 years. I've spoken regularly with J.Scott since I left North Carolina in late 2007, and we met up early this year when my sisters were around, but I've not had much contact with Karishma. We watched a bit of Men In Black while I was getting excited over the 900+ channels on the TV and waited on the arrival of a 3rd party person - Ransome.
We finished off the extra-big bottle of wine and headed deep into the West Village to a felafel/kebab restaurant called moustache. I believe there was more wine and delicious food but my memory is hazy. From there we met up with Timon and John Cho at the Brass Monkey bar around near the High-Line. I ordered warm pumpkin pie with whipped cream for dessert and watched as the boys played Connect Four. The pie was good in the beginning but as the pumpkin flavour took over it was rather sickly and sat in my stomach like a big pile of mashed potato. Or pumpkin, I guess.
From the bar we walked to Ransome's apartment which he shares with an absent Craigslist housemate. The apartment is HUGE, with a separate kitchen, loungeroom, bedroom and super-massive studio/rumpus room. Oh yeah, and there's a built-in sauna (I've since seen one of these in an eighties film so I'm thinking they're fairly dated but still crazy cool). We alternated between the sofa and the rooftop outdoor furniture, spying on a dude in a singlet who should have closed his curtains. From the roof Ransome pointed out an apartment building over the road that was supposedly inhabited by the great Jennifer Aniston at some point. We also spent a long time debating the merits of cats over dogs. It was a most excellent evening where old friends met new and we all drunk ourselves into a stupor.
Thanks for making the trip JScott. You narrowly avoided being dead to me.
We finished off the extra-big bottle of wine and headed deep into the West Village to a felafel/kebab restaurant called moustache. I believe there was more wine and delicious food but my memory is hazy. From there we met up with Timon and John Cho at the Brass Monkey bar around near the High-Line. I ordered warm pumpkin pie with whipped cream for dessert and watched as the boys played Connect Four. The pie was good in the beginning but as the pumpkin flavour took over it was rather sickly and sat in my stomach like a big pile of mashed potato. Or pumpkin, I guess.
From the bar we walked to Ransome's apartment which he shares with an absent Craigslist housemate. The apartment is HUGE, with a separate kitchen, loungeroom, bedroom and super-massive studio/rumpus room. Oh yeah, and there's a built-in sauna (I've since seen one of these in an eighties film so I'm thinking they're fairly dated but still crazy cool). We alternated between the sofa and the rooftop outdoor furniture, spying on a dude in a singlet who should have closed his curtains. From the roof Ransome pointed out an apartment building over the road that was supposedly inhabited by the great Jennifer Aniston at some point. We also spent a long time debating the merits of cats over dogs. It was a most excellent evening where old friends met new and we all drunk ourselves into a stupor.
Thanks for making the trip JScott. You narrowly avoided being dead to me.
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